Sitemap - 2022 - Lists of Note
THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING “BEEP-BEEP!”
2. Do not deliberately sit by a white person, unless there is no other seat.
I hate TV. It's a drag.
Who killed JFK?
NO ONE, not even our Parents, may keep us from one another
6. Be a sadist.
The Isle is Full of Noises
One sirloin, three sirloins with shallots, ten steaks, two steak au poivres, three complets, one rump steak with mustard...
Avoid commas, that are not necessary
1. Do not marry at all
Romeo the Red-Nosed Reindeer
9. Pasta Like a Rasta
Do not get her out of bed for a signature
A fringed lacework cloth made out of yarn spun by Gandhi on his own spinning wheel
40. Stand in the corner and cry softly
NEVER LOOK AT THE WIVES OF FRIENDS
...bagblurter, fizzwiggler, spitzwargler, spitzwoggler, buzzbunger...
16 allusions to misery and sorrow
SEVEN LITTLE MEN HELP A GIRL
Hearing about the good times anyone is having if you consider those people your equals or inferiors in general
If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key
Consider everything an experiment
Jonah’s Account of the Whale
Live as well as you dare
Droopy brown eyes designed to confuse predators into thinking I’m just on the verge of sleep and they should come back tomorrow to eat me
People we have met and don't want to
Things not to worry about
Let your importance be quietly obvious
Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument
The unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard
While bombs are falling, players may take cover without penalty for ceasing play
The concept of waffles
Ghosts Never Appear on Christmas Eve
Brown, James, doing the splits (and anyone else)
Things that make you feel cheerful
Dumpy, Flabby, Gabby, Gaspy, Gloomy...
'Making a mousetrap on Thy day'
Don't cultivate a "bicycle face"
Frankly, my dear, the whole thing is a stench in my nostrils