People we have met and don't want to
Things not to worry about
Let your importance be quietly obvious
Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument
The unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard
While bombs are falling, players may take cover without penalty for ceasing play
The concept of waffles
Ghosts Never Appear on Christmas Eve
Brown, James, doing the splits (and anyone else)
Things that make you feel cheerful
Dumpy, Flabby, Gabby, Gaspy, Gloomy...
'Making a mousetrap on Thy day'
Don't cultivate a "bicycle face"
Frankly, my dear, the whole thing is a stench in my nostrils