Sitemap - 2022 - Lists of Note

THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING “BEEP-BEEP!”

2. Do not deliberately sit by a white person, unless there is no other seat.

I hate TV. It's a drag.

Who killed JFK?

NO ONE, not even our Parents, may keep us from one another

My homosexuality

6. Be a sadist.

The Isle is Full of Noises

One sirloin, three sirloins with shallots, ten steaks, two steak au poivres, three complets, one rump steak with mustard...

Avoid commas, that are not necessary

1. Do not marry at all

Romeo the Red-Nosed Reindeer

9. Pasta Like a Rasta

Do not get her out of bed for a signature

A fringed lacework cloth made out of yarn spun by Gandhi on his own spinning wheel

40. Stand in the corner and cry softly

NEVER LOOK AT THE WIVES OF FRIENDS

...bagblurter, fizzwiggler, spitzwargler, spitzwoggler, buzzbunger...

16 allusions to misery and sorrow

SEVEN LITTLE MEN HELP A GIRL

Hearing about the good times anyone is having if you consider those people your equals or inferiors in general

If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key

Consider everything an experiment

Jonah’s Account of the Whale

Live as well as you dare

Droopy brown eyes designed to confuse predators into thinking I’m just on the verge of sleep and they should come back tomorrow to eat me

People we have met and don't want to

Things not to worry about

Let your importance be quietly obvious

Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument

The unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard

While bombs are falling, players may take cover without penalty for ceasing play

The concept of waffles

Cocktailest thou?

Ghosts Never Appear on Christmas Eve

Brown, James, doing the splits (and anyone else)

Things that make you feel cheerful

Dumpy, Flabby, Gabby, Gaspy, Gloomy...

'Making a mousetrap on Thy day'

Don't cultivate a "bicycle face"

Frankly, my dear, the whole thing is a stench in my nostrils