Lists of Note

9. Pasta Like a Rasta

Do not get her out of bed for a signature

A fringed lacework cloth made out of yarn spun by Gandhi on his own spinning wheel

40. Stand in the corner and cry softly

NEVER LOOK AT THE WIVES OF FRIENDS

...bagblurter, fizzwiggler, spitzwargler, spitzwoggler, buzzbunger...

16 allusions to misery and sorrow

SEVEN LITTLE MEN HELP A GIRL

Hearing about the good times anyone is having if you consider those people your equals or inferiors in general

If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key

Consider everything an experiment

Jonah’s Account of the Whale