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Murray Lindsay's avatar

I suspect an editor blithely tossed out the number "129" and then went off to a three-hour lunch. A writer desperately trying to meet a deadline had to go silly or never fill the assignment. Starts off with straight-shooting sincerity. "Walking a dog" or "Take a night class" are solid tips that have worked for both genders for decades. But by the end ("stand on the corner with a lasso"), that writer was brainstorming for ANYTHING to put down. (Probably brainstorming with a couple of coworkers and beers)

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Daniel Kelly's avatar

My partner and I had the same question: could you tell whether this was meant as satirical or entirely serious? We’re 90s & 00s kids — while we totally believe this could have been / was probably deadpan, it’s just hard to believe sometimes!

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